JOYSTORE EXCLUSIVE · SOLANA TOY
New toy poop, straight from Joystore.
Pooping Puppet (POOPET), a glossy bathroom-pop mascot on Solana, wrapped like a toy and grinning at the shelf.
On the card back: how POOPET happened
Warehouse lights hum, a forklift beeps, and a tiny purple stamp thwacks: NEW TOY POOP. Someone at Joystore giggles, someone else adds a sunburst. They pop our glossy little menace under soft studio lamps, buff the cheeks to candy-gel shine, and slide him into a chunky blister. He poses like a hero, then does the thing he's famous for, then smiles wider. Congratulations: bathroom humor is now pop art.
FIG. 01, SHOP FLOOR
Turntable gallery
Same exact character, three mini scenes, rotating smoothly like a store display. Tap a dot to swap the set, he never changes, only the backdrop does.
Manifesto: fun over FUD
We like giggles more than graphs. We like soft shadows, not hard takes. We chase the joke, not the jitters. If you need a signal, here it is: a tiny puppet making bathroom art with the confidence of a museum gift shop. No scare posts, no loud charts, no finger-wagging. We keep the shine high, the outlines chunky, and the attitude light.
Sticker stash & wallpapers
Clean, logo-safe goodies for your screens and keyboards. All files are crisp, no gradient banding, studio gloss intact.
Shelf tag
The hook says: IN STOCK SOON. When the shelf label flips, the buy button lights up and the peg-hole glow gets brighter. Until then, window-shop the poses, grab stickers, and remember where you saw the happiest little toy poop on the internet.